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I do not possess an incredibly gorgeous face. So most of us. BIG DEAL!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

You are jogging, a gorgeous lady / yummy lookin' guy pass you by...you don't have a remote control.
(no slo-mo 'CLICK' scene here).
Your heart beats faster.
(but maybe due to the excessive running).
You really want to know her / him.
What's the third thing runs in your head?
(After 1. DAMN YUMMY! 2. SHOULD I CHASE AFTER THAT YUMMY BEING?)

Yeap! WHAT SHALL I SAY

That first, one and ONLY line defines you to that YUMMY being.

Dare to try; "Nice bounce.."
9 out of ten says, you definitely gets a reply, with a HAND! No..not a handshake.
Why? She thought you mean her top, but actually you are complementing her jogging style..

There's 100,000 LINES available..from lame to downright rude. Sometimes corny works, but you must look like that Jolie's boy / Jolie herself or that doc turns lawyer guy who married a cartoon princess / cartoon princess!

Face the FACT (or the mirror) we ain't got much to look at! CONTRARY to popular belief, that the inner self is what people go for...Unfortunately, nobody yet invent a mini mobile x-ray gadget for such.

So, your WORDS counts...literally...limited to ONE LINERS.

Just ask Bruce Willis or Samuel L. Jackson. Their oneliners brings money to the box office.

YOURS......imagine what it can bring!

--to be continued--

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